Third Day of Sport House Practice

Beyond my expectation, everything went on smooth =D

Very much more better compared to first and second day.

Noobie Weng Hong was trying to make that day miserable for mi, yet he failed.

Epic FAIL ^^

Stress Release, Weeeee~~ XDD

Recently, I believe, everyone Form 5-ian is experiencing mental affliction...

Homeworks, homeworks, homeworks. Tonnes of homeworks to be completed!!

Intervensi, intervensi, intervensi. Tonnes of intervensi to be... um.. copied? O.o

SPM, SPM, SPM. SPM is approaching!! No more Honeymoon year!!

All of these are compressing our heads til cows come home, and only will stop until end of SPM, eventually our head will burst if this continues.

So, the only thing we can do, before the SPM gets really contiguous, is RELAX.

RELAX BERSUNGGUH-SUNGGUH!! (As Puan Gan said)

So,

Let's release those freakin' stress together XDDDD

I'd found some photos of "retardation" and some "retarding" stuffs from FaceBook, and I would like to post it here. No offense yea, just for entertaining intention~ ^^

(P/S: Thanks Jeremy Ee, Ian Lim, Choon Wei, and etc. for those retarded photos supplies =D )



Case Retardation 1: The So Called "School Captain", DeVanDran~

"I, representative from "Darlie Toothpaste 黑人牙膏", is here to promote you the best toothpaste ever."

"Dingggggggg....."

"Kiss me babe~~"


"Whatcha looking at?"

Case Retardation 2: The 'By2' in our class, Ian and Jeremy~~

"Ewwww...."

"Ooooooo..."

Case Retardation 3: 'Vuglar-men'.

Currently imparting sex education to Keen Kok.

-In progression of pointing middle finger- [Buffering: 50% Done]

M.C.H stands for....? O.o

Case Retardation 4: The Dai B's ^^

"KOK WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH~~~"

The God of Thousand Arms, Choon Wei~

Chubby? ._.

Zhen Yi (The top one) is the dai-b-iest =.=ll

Case Retardation 5: Mahadeva versus Aan Lee.

Fact: There's no any single day in class that we cannot hear Mahadeva's "shuddup la Aan Lee" when both of them are present in class. Whenever Aan Lee speaks, our responsible assistant monitor, Mahadeva, will make sure that he stfu instantly... =.=ll

However, Mahadeva wouldn't be able to go to school for a week for certain reasons, so the only thing he could do is...

In Facebook. =)


Case Retardation... Lost Count, Cross Country photos~~

Take 1: BByin claimed that Dun Yan is a gay sissy according to this photo XDD


Take 2: Mun Fong is a retard. No doubt.

That's all.

(P/S: Hope that Mun Fong does not read my blog.. =.=ll )

Human Vs Technology Evolution‏

This is really interesting.

I found this when surfing Internet.

Eventhough it's just 2 simple pictures, it's a very meaningful real fact.

Human Vs Technology Evolution‏:

Mind your body size wehh.. =p

Second Day of Sport House Practice

First day of sport house practice was somehow an awkward and ticklish day for me.

(Click here to view the post about that freaking first day)

Perhaps, I expected, the second day of sport house practice would better.

MUCH MORE BETTER!!

However, apparently things happened against what I expected.

TOTAL FAILURE!!

Well, I didn't fall down like last time.

It was slightly better lah.. My back neck, was scratched by Kum Zhun. Accidentally purposely. And purposely accidentally. When he wanted to grabbed mi by my back collar.

Thanks to his "short" and "blunt" fingernails.

In fact I couldn't see the circumstance on my neck, yet according to my friends, it bleeds... =.=ll

I could feel the slight pain on my neck, yet I tried to focus on something else, in order to disregard that scratch to forget the pain.

According to specialists. And it works =)

What a day...

Awkward day...

Two words for Kum Zhun:

DAMN YOU ^^

First day of Sport Practice

Today after the school ended, every member from ShellaBear (Grey) House had to stay back in school until 4.30p.m. for sports practice for the coming Sports Day in April.

And guess what? I'm in ShellaBear.

Last year, ShellaBear was awarded the last house with "pride". That was how ShellaBear became famous in school. We were so honoured to be in ShellaBear... =.=ll

As a "guai zai", I attended the sport practice.

When we came to 100m race, we planned to walk during the race. We pretended like we're gonna run fast before the whistle had been blown, yet eventually walked as slow as possible during the race. The objective is to, well, "zha" the teachers...

However, things did not went on fluently as we planned.

Total FAILURE!!

At the starting point, everyone was walking slowly. But when we came to the middle, we noticed that Puan Pauline (A very fierce teacher) was staring at us savagely. That was the time we started to felt aghast and all started to run like chickens.

Since the running path is kinda narrow, all of us crowded together when we stared running, and things went wrong instantly. I was squeezed as if I was a ham by two big size fellas (I couldn't see who are them.. wtf~) and nearly felt down. Thanks to Weng Hong who gave mi a hand by that time. The so called "gave me a hand" indicates that he pushed me on purpose to the floor instead of helping mi.

I rolled on the ground for a short moment and continued my unfinished run and everyone in terrace was clapping and mocking and cheering for mi. Damn it, how embarrasing =.=ll

Awkward day...

Two words for Weng Hong:

DAMN YOU ^^

Scout Meeting (9th of January)

As usual, the scout meeting starts at 9a.m. promptly.

The schedule in this meeting was quite interesting. It included 2 activities. One of them was BBQ- ing buns made up of flour + sugar. Another one was Animal Footsteps Pestering.

And of course, I attended =)

We were to head to Petaling Street Market to get some chicken feet in order to do our pestering activity, and eventually we managed to get 6 feets without paying any cent. (Thanks to that auntie chicken who gave us without charging us XD)

After approaching school, we devided ourselves into 2 main groups. One group did the BBQ while the other group did the pestering. And the 2 groups of us carried out respective activities simultaneously.

I was under BBQ Group. Chu Jing too.

When we were cooking our buns suddenly something appear in front of me, holded by Joshua Yon, who was giggling.

All of a sudden there was a guffaw. Everyone seemed unable to control their laughter.

You know what is "something" that I mentioned?

Well, it is...

*Taddah~~!!*

Yea.. It's chicken feet that was used in . Joshua Yon jabbed it into the barbeque stick~~ (P/S: ChuJing snatched it and requested mi to snatch photo for him, LOLS)

Well, it isn't a normal chicken feet. This one is unique~ I'll zoom in for you =)

IT IS CHICKEN FEET, POINTING THE MIDDLE FINGER!! XDDDDD

Pn. Hasmawati Watches Naruto and Bleach

Let mi introduce to you our B.M teacher, Pn. Hasmawati.

Hey, no offence yea~

I'm not here to insult any teacher, she's good, SO FAR.

Just to share with you guys about something interesting =D

A week ago, Pn. Hasmaswati gave us Pembinaan Ayat Bahasa Arab as our home assignment. We were to hand up the assignment latest by the second day.

And today, she returned the exercise books after checking and marking them.

Let's look at Chun Xian's book.

Oh yea, before looking at his book, you have to convince yourself that Pn. Hasmawati just LOVES to watch Naruto.

Hmm.. focus on the two parts that was circled up.

Let me zoom in for you ~ (Click on the images to zoom in)

If the handwriting is too messy, refer here then :
(P/S: Yellow wordings indicates Chun Xian's writing; Red wordings indicates Pn. Hasmawati's writing/correction.)

1) Shikamaru yang fatan telah merancangkan pelbagai jalan yang terbaik untuk menyelesaikan masalah pembunuhan di Konoha.

2) Intikad negatif telah diberikan terhadap Itachi yang telah membunuh seluruh puala Uchiha.



After that we asked Pn Hasmawati whether she watches Bleach or not. She claimed that she only watched until chapter 14... LOLS ._.

Besides these Bina Ayat, she sometimes uses "Bahasa Naruto" during our lessons.

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For example, one time we were too boisterous in class when she was teaching. No matter how loud she shouted, the noise level of our class never reduced.

Eventually, she said," Chakra awak terlalu banyak ke? Kena keluarkan? "

Everyone was stunt and laughed like mad.

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Another time, she warned us that whoever does not complete her homework will be penalized.

Someone shouted, " Cikgu, guna Rasengan kalau tidak buat homework!"

Without hesitation, she answered, "Guna Api Hitam dah boleh lah~ "

We really let her zaddou....

5 Kensett Rocks~

Time flies.

Another year passed.

Goodbye 2009, and welcome 2010.

Sigh.. It is SPM year for mi, and my classmates. May God bless us XD

Anyway, everyone in my class seems to get upset about entering Form 5 since it isn't honeymoon year anymore for us. We have to take everything seriously and desperately from now onwards, to get ourselves prepared for teh coming SPM.

WE HAVE TO.

But unfortunately we did not... =.=ll

Things still go on as we were in form 4. We still making noise in class, talking crap with friends, staying childish, staying hyperactive, doing nonsense thing, sleeping in class, copying homeworks, "zha-ing" teachers, peeking miss kee, acting like retards (as Shen Ler said) and etc etc...

These had brought the consequence of making mi not in mood of studying.

5 Kensett really got hope liao...

Shen Ler had been chosen as the monitor of 5K. LOLS~

For your information, he mastered the skill of sleeping RIGHT in front of the teachers without letting them aknowledge.

However, I really enjoy being with them.

I like the "lanjiao" face expressions that Chu Jing gave me.
I like the retarded acts of Jeremy Ee.
I like Ian Lim's "shuddup lah Aan Lee!!!"
I like how Mahadeva follows Ian Lim shouting "shuddup lah Aan Lee!!!"
I like Oscar Loong's bulat look.
I like the way Eu Jin "zha" the others.
I like the middle finger which given by Waiyih to mi.
I like the horny talks by Aan Lee.
I like the way Kum Zhun "zha" the others lower part.
I like Shen Ler's retarded behavior.
I like Jia Wei's hyperactive acts.
I like Boon Liang's "Wah hahaha and Bahhh!!!"
I like the way Mingren assumes himself a barber and "cut" my hair.
I like the way Siek Kye does his add maths during other period and never get caught.
I like the way Chun Xian sleeps in class and never get caught.
I like the way Cheng Nam sleeps in class and always get caught.
I like the way Ben Jie gets fcked by Chu Jing and mi.
I like the way Yee Kang acts like a terrorist.
I like the way Liew Zhen Yi shows off that he manage to erect.
I like how Kai Rong's lower part kena "zha" by the others.
I like Hai Feng's emo mode.
I like how often Mike Lim visits Cyber Cafe.
I like the way Kit Xi acts like a down syndrome kid.
I like the ambition Eric Lim is looking forward "desperately", DBKL.
I like Choon Wei's bald hairstyle, "Hair 1" in Indian's Haircut Shop.
I like how Zheng Kang gets his haircut completed in 45 seconds.
I like the way Keen Kok "zha" the teachers.
I like Sheng Chin's storytelling about Nam Sung.
I like the Rubik's Cube speed competition between mi and Nam Sung.
I like how Cheng Nam "zha" the others, no matter physically or through speaking.
I like Teoh Joe Meng's new name, ARMPIT.
I like the way Jonathan Chooi assumes himself as a king like a retard.
I like SaiMen's low trousers.
I like the way Jue Chuan gives me answer during exams- SHOUT OUT LOUD~
I like Weng Hoe's new name, Ah Beng.
I like the way Ari Saw fcked by us.
I like the way Weng Hong kena pwned by the others.
I like Leong Kah Wai being the only one "guai zai" in 5 Kensett.
I like Joel Kuan being the only one sportsman in 5 Kensett.
I like the way Fu Bin "act cool" yet not cool.
I like the way Meng Teck "act not cool" but cool. LOLS~

May our friendships never be forgotten and I do cherrish the days being with you guys =D

2009 BOSL Annual Dinner (LATE POST)

First I have to say sorry to my fans and friends that I stopped blogging for a long moment because my house modem was confiscated due to spending too much time facing that lifeless computer.. haha =.=ll

Well, I've planned to blog about that memorable night during 2009 BOSL (Board Of Student Librarians) Annual Dinner since long time ago yet due to inconvenience of surfing the Internet, I have really got no opportunity to online in home until today... Sorry for the late upload~!

Um... Well, that night was awesome and I would never forgot until I die.. lols O.o"

17th of December, if I'm not mistaken. I approached Oversea Restaurant by around 7p.m. while it was drizzling. Although it was just some fine drops, but really irritated mi as I had to walked for quite a distance before reaching LRT station...

It was already "people mountain people sea" there when I approached. They were unpunctual(they reached too early XD). And unfortunately, I chose to sit beside Eu Jin during the dinner, and that was when my miserable nightmare starts.

THAT was the BIGGEST MISTAKE that I've made that night...

There's a warning from mi: NEVER sit next to Eu Jin during dinner if YOU want to eat.

His humorous act would never let you to swallow any food.

Your laughter would never end, FROM THE BEGINNING TO THE END!! OMG!!

And since Tien Chee was sitting at the same table with us, Eu Jin would have a good chance to "zha" Tien Chee until he cries...

To tell the truth, I did not really eat much on that night... that's the consequence of having meal beside Eu Jin...

The food was nice to look, and tasted nice of course. There were some photos I snatched that night.

The first dish:

Does this look nice?

Of course they looked nice after being decorated..

Well, it's actually bones and some food which had been regurgitated by Eu Jin after chewing them for some times. Apparently they tasted unsavory and horrible... for Eu Jin only... =.=ll



The second dish. It wasn't sharkfin. Dun dream. Instead, soup. =(

The third dish. Here comes Donald Ducky =)

The fourth one. Butter shrimps.

And we were kinda lazy to peel off the skins XD

And I, as the Committee Leader of CAM (Creative & Art Maintanence) decorated the shrimps spontaneously... lols.. =.=ll

The sixth dish. In mandarin cantonese we called this as "Gu Lou Yok" O.o

The seventh dish. Umm.. mushrooms?

The eighth dish. Fried Rice.

We were already in the condition of full when we came to this dish...

Thanks to Leong Kah Wai who entertained us in that instant.

He volunteered to sang "Beat It" by MJ. He rocks!!! XDDD

The ninth dish. According to the menu, it is one of the traditional delicacy from Taiwan.

The last dish, FINALLY. Dessert.

After the refreshment, we had some "lame" game organised by Waiyih, and proceeded to birthday cake session.

We were celebrating for those whose birthdays was in December. Well, belated happy birthday to you guys =D

It was already 11pm++ when we got back to our respective homes.