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Dear Kris: Be careful I 'm gonna rape u in school... =.=ll

Pass this tag to 10 people !

1.Chak Hidung

2.Chan MingRen

3. Jun Jet

4.Jue Chuan ( paiseh I'm forced to do this ><)

5.Derek Chan

6.Ai Wen

7.Liew Zhen Yi

8.Zheng Kang

9. Melanee~~

10.BByin 雷婆...

1. Would you date number 5?

OMG I'm not gayyy =.=ll

2. Number 2 just got in a car crash. How do you react?

I will clap & cheer for him.

3. You see number 9 with your boy/girlfriend.

Unless SHE is a Lessbian XDD~~

4. You come home and your room has been ransacked by number 4.

Ransack his room as well... O.o"

5. Number 1 is acting weird.

He is ALWAYS weird... =.=ll

6. Numbers 3 and 8 decide to give 10 a haircut.

10 will definitely give 8 a slap. I dunno wad will happen to number 3...

7. Number 7 just got tickets for him/her and you to go to a concert.

Lols... he pay, I go ^^

8. Number 10 takes you to a bar.

As if she dares to go... Number 10, u guai lui rite? =D

9. Number 4 has to move to the other side of the world.

As he wish. coz I'm moving to other side of the world too~

10.You and number 8 are being chased by the cops for an unknown reason.

Just assume that I'm having a marathon race wif Zhengkang lols...

11. Number 7 and you are sitting on the couch watching a movie when he/her wrap his/her arm around you.

_l_ lah... =.=ll

12. Number 5 asks you out to dinner.

As long as he pays the bill, den I go =)

13. Number 9 and you are sitting on a bus.

Oh hi... long time no see sia!!

14. Number 6 calls you in the middle of the night because he/she can’t sleep.

"Puan Gan, lai teach her SEJARAH!!"

15. Your walking with someone and number 6 runs up and tackles you to the ground from behind.

Lols Aiwen... I bet she will fall down once she runs.

16. Number 1 is crying one day and you ask him/her why and it seems their boy/girlfriend has dumped them.

Lols... Waiyih dump people, not people dump him one.... XD

17. Number 2 offers to bake you a meal. As you sit in the other room, the kitchen is suddenly aflame.

Push him into the flame =p

18. Number 5 comes to your door one day holding a koala.

Um... accept the koala and shut the door. lols =x

19. Number 3 just got you an X-Box.

thank him? =.=ll

20. Number 9 challenges you to a children’s card game.

I wil challenge her to rubik's cube~ XD

21. Number 1 thinks he/she’s overweight.

HE IS UNDERWEIGHT GUA... =.=lll

22. Number 7 looks lonely.

Haha good if he's lonely... Haven't seen be4..

23. Number 2 asks you rudely to go leave her/him alone.

Scold him wif tamil bad words be4 leaving him ^^

24. Numbers 5 and 3 decide to throw a surprise party for you.

I will act suprised... giv them face lo..

25. Number 6 decide to dye their hair black. What do you say?

"Your hair also black liao" O.o"

26. Number 2 tells you he/she is going to go out for a while, and then later you hear about a shooting where 2 went.

He is playing CS bah...

27. You catch number 9 by him/herself, crying.

Cry together wif her ^^

28. Numbers 1 , 3 , 5, and 6 all tackle you at once! Is it possible?

1,3 n 5 tackled mi be4 by taking my trousers off. But 6 seems impossible. I sue her for raping sia~

Phew... Finally completed........

Final Year Exams

Final Year Exams is just around the corner.

28th of September.

It's is straight after the Raya holiday.

One week of hell holiday in home, studying...

And I considered it as an emotional abuse...

Sigh... Wouldn't have time to update my blog recently until the exams end since I was forced to study and have no opportunity to even switch on my computer... =.=ll

Sorry my blog readers...

Sorry my fanciesss XDDDDDDD~~

Our EST Teacher, Puan Nirmala (II)

For those who have not read my previous post regarding my EST teacher, Puan Nirmala, please kindly click here to view it, otherwise you will not be able to understand this post completely.

Well, again, I would like to talk, but in fact to sarcasm my EST teacher, Puan Nirmala in this post.

As what I've told you guys in my previous posts, Puan Nirmala only knows how to tick and simply put a score based on her sixth sense when she marks our essays.

She will NEVER read our essays.

And I've also shown some photos as evidences in order to verify that she never read our essays while marking.

This time, I did one more experiment to prove that I'm definitely right.

I asked ChuJing to do some mistakes in his essay on purpose, and hand up to Puan Nirmala instantly after completing his essay.

Here is the results:

You see? Without any correction from her again......

Actually, there are two mistakes occur in the essay. Spot them.

Found any?

One of the mistakes is the spelling error of the word "desktop".

However ChuJing spelled it as "deskop".

I would not blame yet excused Puan Nirmala for not noticing this mistake because it is not very obvious.

But now try to look at this.

This is definitely an extinct mistake!!

...... *speechless*

From "Firstly", then straight away jumped to "Thirdly"...

Come on lah, blind one also can notice this BIG mistake... =.=ll

OMG....

Condom in Cosway

My mom worked as a business owner in Cosway, and I followed her to Cosway today to help her out.

I dashed to look for them when my mom told mi that Cosway are selling condom too...

After numerous attempts of searching, I'd found it finally.

When I saw the name of the product, I was like.... OMG ROFL LMAO....

Lols... ooh la la... =.=ll

Creative enuff...

Our EST Teacher, Puan Nirmala

Our EST teacher, Puan Nirmala is a very diligent, hardworking, industrious and responsible teacher.

Ironically.

When our class makes noise, she will come out with her slogan, " you guys are retarded." Then we will start to laugh silently...

We are always convinced by her rare eloquence, just because she is the teacher advisor of Debate Club. No wonder, right? =.=ll

Every time we try to find an excuse when we do not complete her essays, she will surely "zha" us until we speechless.

And of course, she penalises those who doesn't finish her essays.

However, do you think she really expect us to finish her essays in order to improve our writing skills?

No. As long as we complete her work, she will satisfy.

No matter how many grammar mistakes or how many spelling mistakes occur in our essays, she will never care. She just know how to TICK and write the scores with her sixth sense.

Don't believe?

As the poster quoted, "A picture paints a thousand words."

These are the essays in my EST exercise book.

There are no any corrections by her red pen.

Only ticks and scores.

I won't be that "pro" until never do any mistake in my essay, right?

Still don't believe?

Look at this. Keen Kok's EST exersice book.

Obviously, this is an essay written by him, but 2 pages were used up for this essay.

Yet, Puan Nirmala thought that there are 2 essays here.

Subsequently, she gave 2 scores for that essay.

Nice right? =.=ll

Aloevera Skin Conditioning Gel

Thanks to Mr. Wu Chu Jing who recommended me for the so called EFFECTIVE "Rosa-T"...

Let me explain what's Rosa-T. Well, it's a skin conditioning gel which treat ONLY Chujing's pimples on his face. He told mi that Rosa-T good la, can cure pimples la, see my face so clean without a pimple la, and bla bla bla....

So, I took the risk to buy it with the price of RM49.90.

After using Rosa-T for a month, there were more and more pimples growing on my face...

I was like, WTF man!! Spent RM49.90 for those pimples =.=ll

My mom also was astonished by the growing rate of pimples on my face recently. Besides, many of my friends asked what happened to my face.

Mingren asked during tuition class: "What happened to your face?"

ChuJing said in class: " Nowadays your face got alot pimples leh..." (He some more dare to say.. =.=ll)

Liew Zhen Yi also said: " Your pimples very sexy! "

Even my tuition teacher asked mi: " Wahh, why your face so yeng one?"

Heck... =.=ll

Last but not least, Kum Zhun recommended mi another skin conditioning gel, which is made from aloevera plant.

When I reached home, I asked my mom to buy mi one aloevera skin gel.

She then said, "um... I think i did buy it some years ago."

Subsequently, she opened her drawer in her bedroom, and found one NUSKIN Aloevera skin conditioning gel.

Thank god~

Everyday after I wake up and before I off to bed, I apply some aloevera skin conditioning gel on my face. Hopefully the pimples will gone as fast as possible.

HOWEVER!!! The pimples are still remaining on my face until TODAY...

I decided to go through the directions and also ingredients to make sure I used it wisely.

Yea... I am always following the correct directions.

The gel really does contain aloe barbadensis leaf juice what...

Then, I continued reading...

And... This is the climax... =.=ll

Expired date- 24th April 2008!!!

2008!!!!!!!!!

WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF.......

No wonder...

My face... my youth... T.T