Mini Yong's Quotes

To tell you guys frankly, Mini Yong's Add Math class (you guys know who's that hor? O.o") wouldn't be as lifeless as what our impression told us if we really listen to every single word that she speaks during her class.

Her pronunciation, grammar and language are oh-my-god-ing funnehhh~

Seriously.

There were many quotes that she used to say/shout.


Ridiculous quotes.


And every time she quotes, we would laugh our ass off until she stare at us savagely, then only we giggle softly.


Examples:

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1) Whenever the noise level in our class raises, she would shout out loud, "SHAARRAAAAPP!!!!"


She actually means shut up, just because her awful pronunciation, she pronounces it as something like 'shaarraappp'... omg...


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2) This is her best quote. I believe, she had epically failed her grammar.


Whenever someone asks her about questions that she has answered before, she would say, " AM I TELL YOU?"


In fact what she is trying to tell is "did I tell you?"


And subsequently we create a modified version of that quote which has been exaggerated by us.


"AM YOU TELL ME?"


This is worse... =.=ll


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3) When she keeps on repeating and repeating to ask us to 'shaarraappp' until she has fed up, she would shout with anger, "ARE YOU HUMAN BEINGS?"


Then we would burst into laughter instantly instead of keeping the class in silence... and she would stare at us with many question marks above her head... LOLS

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4) This quote is the best of the best~


She said this phrase for the first time today.


When she was teaching Add Math, she said, "IF YOU DUN UNDERSTAND THIS METHOD, YOU WILL FACE PROBLEM,'' and instantly a boisterous guffaw bursted outta us.


'Face problem' for us means 'yong sui'. Get what I mean? XDD And that's the why we laughed like shit when she said that...


(P/S: Her face problem means 'encoutered trouble'.)


So, again, she stared at us with many question marks above her head.. LOLS~


People in Facebook gossiped about this matter.. haha =D

Shen Ler's post:

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That's all.

Stay tuned for more updates about this. She might come out with more phrase.. haha XD

Jia Wei's Birthday

Happy Birthday Jia Wei~~

Before it's 12.00a.m. Haha~

22/2... nice birthday date. Easy to be remembered... ._.

Hope that you have enjoyed the 'privilege' given to you by 5 Kensettians and 5 Clancians this morning in school. =D

Unfortunately Kah Wai did not bring the camera to record the video. Otherwise obscene activities could be captured... sigh XD

Enjoy the rest of the day and may God bless you =)

R-a-n-d-o-m

The school's gonna reopen tomorrow.

Happy time passes really fast... ._.

Just in a blink of an eye, the Chinese New Year holiday had gone. Wth...

By the way, that's not the main point of this post. Yet the main point is,

HOMEWORK WEHHH!!!!!! O_O

Kindly proceed to Leong Kah Wai's blog for some homework-ass-kicking!

Me too, got to go for some last minute homework-ing.

So, cabut first =D

Chu Jing's Birthday

Today (18th of February) is Chu Jing's birthday.

Wanna have a glance on his face?

Nah~~ ^^

Every birthday boy has to receive a gift from mi. A mystery gift =)

So, this includes Chu Jing.

Special gift for you, need not to thank mi ^^

Chu Jing and Me [His face is edited]

Lengzai leh?

Want his number? Queue up please~~

By the way,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHU JING~~~~~

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Anyway, he invited some of his friends and mi to Sunway Pyramid to celebrate his honourable birthday.

Quite many people were invited, including Jonathan Wu's family, CCK, Khong Jian, Sai Men and of course, mi.

After approaching the destination, we went down to the ground floor for ice skating and that was the main purpose of being there.

The price of the tickets frustrated us. It costs RM25 per head during holiday. =.=ll

After purchasing tickets, without wasting anymore time, we went into the ice field to start our skating.

Too bad, Khong Jian's dad did not allow him to join us skating... =(

We, as first-timers, really enjoyed pokai-ing there. My average of falling down there was every 20 steps one fall. So I ended up both knees with blue black spots.

Eventually I still could not skate well after many attempts. Sai Men and Jonathan Wu complained that the ice field today was too wet due to it was too crowded with people.

We got to second floor to have our lunch in Mc Donald at around 3.30p.m. That was when Khong Jian got to go. Sigh...

After the lunch, we went to top floor to have our bowling session.

We divided ourselves into two lanes. One lane contained 3 people and another contained 4. We played 2 rounds. The first round, the birthday boy won the best award with the score of 126 with his luck. However for the second round, the birthday boy won the worst award with the score of... don't wanna say larh, later he cry XD

He lost his luck, most probably was because we yelled the name of his crush out unstoppably every time he was just about to bowl. Lols. Eventually, his facial expression showed his dissatisfaction and discontent, due to the big contrast of his scores between the first and second round. As I said, first round he lucky one ^^

After bowling, we went back home lor...

Memorable outing =)

Penang Visit During CNY

First of all, I would like to wish those who are celebrating Chinese New Year, a very Happy Chinese Tiger Year, 性年快乐，万色如一，性想色成，大集大粒~~

Sorry, my Mandarin not good =)



And for those who didn't know that Namewee have sung a Chinese New Year song, watch this video. Amusing, trust mi!!

My family and I went back to Penang, which is our hometown, on one day before Chinese New Year, and the main purpose was to get many many stacks of AngPaos =D (Since all of our relatives are living there)

At the particular moment of boundary between 13/2/2010 and 14/2/2010 (Chor Yatt), which was 12.00.00 a.m., the silence of Town in Penang was substituted, all of a sudden, with deafening, blaring of noises by the displaying of fireworks and firecrackers.

According to the law, displaying firecrackers is illegal in Malaysia. Yet, in Penang, I can guarantee, NO SUCH LAW. Apparently everyone had gone insane at that instant, kept on putting firecrackers consistently in front of respective houses and never gave any opportunity to let the town to stay quiet from the noise until an hour++ later.

Evidence? Nah~

Of course, my cousin too, joined in as a member of displaying firecrackers. He intended to explode the longest firecracker in that housing area... wtf =.=ll

Let's count how many rows of firecrackers he intended to explode...

18 rows right? If i'm not mistaken...

We were forced to back off during the explosion. Due to the mass of smoke which was produced by the explosion of that 18 rows of firecrackers which fogged the whole corridor. Plus, the boisterous noise which nearly deafen us.

Gained a lot of AngPaos throughout the days. Weeee~~ XD

We came back to KL last night. And now I'm damn boring... ._.

Again, here I wish you guys a Happy Chinese New Year =)

Signing off now,

See ya~

(P/S: Thanks BByin for helping in the animations XD )

Mr.Thong's Physics Essay Homework

During Mr.Thong's Physics Period on Monday, he gave us an assignment.

An essay question about wave. We were to pay a visit to his blog (http://www.guruthong.wordpress.com/) and download the question, and send him back the answers through e-mail latest by tonight (Friday), before 11:59.59 p.m.

For your information, Mr. Thong is a quite furious and garang teacher. Whenever people upset him, he will give him a really excruciating punishment torture. As he quotes frequently to remind us," For other's teacher's class, you can play play, but in Mr.Thong's class, never try to challenge me."

So, everyone of us was like DYING to complete his work before the time is up.

Many of us couldn't manage to open nor read the file after downloading it. It is because the file he uploaded is in Microsoft Word 2007, which is the latest version of Microsoft Word. While many of us still having Microsoft Word 2003 in our 'wood' PC.

Fortunately, Weng Hong saved the world~~

This is what he posted in Facebook:

(To all 5K who wan physic wave plz list down ur email here~ )

Without hesitation at all, I requested the answers from him spontaneously.

He sent mi through e-mail around 5 minutes later, and eventually I handed up the work to Mr. Thong through e-mail after editing the answers.

Filling with hundred percent of contentment and satisfaction, I annouced that I'd done that essay questions in my Personal Message in my MSN.

(www.djayzz.blogspot.com- Updated since 9th February. DONE PHYSICS WAHAHAA~~ :D )

And that was when I started to be busy like HELL.

All of a sudden, many people called me in MSN.

For the answers.


1) JonnyHulk a.k.a Yee Kang. He called mi "oi". Really got manners ^^

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kMa jonnyhulk says:

oi

giv me the essay

i copy reedit

plz ty

i'm Jay 楊 ~ says:

no prob ==

kMa jonnyhulk says:

ty so much

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And see this, which exhibits that he's really dying for the answers.. LOLS~

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kMa jonnyhulk says:

send me again

diuz The virus scan could not be completed. Please check your settings in Tools > Options > File transfer.

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2) Chu Jing. He printed something for mi in exchange of giving him the answers. The trade was dealed.

No screenshot, sorry =(

3) Waiyih. He was so desperate to get the answers that he told mi a sad story that he did not willing to tell mi before this.

No screenshot as well =.=ll

4) Jue Chuan. This one most kao latt~~

(Click on the image to zoom in)

LOLS.

So, all the best to all 5 Kensettians in handing up the answers... =)

Arrival of Chinese New Year

Chinese New Year is just around the corner.

Many of the human beings especially Chinese who are ardent and yearning for the arrival of this enthusiastic event were making themselves extremely busy with plentiful of preparation.

That includes ME, since I'm a Chinese =)

Dad brought my brother and mi to Time Square and Sungai Wang to shop the whole world upside down.

Eventually, I got...

New shirts~

New pants~

New pair of ADIDAS sport shoes~

New pair of ONXY spectacles~

New Sony Ericsson Handphone (AINO)~~~~

Weeeeeeeeeeeeee~~~ XDDDDD

This was the first time I bought that various new stuffs for Chinese New Year. Feeling now damn delighted now ^^

Last but not least, thanks dad =)

EDITTTTTTTT~~

Today, a speaker from Sunway University College (Miss Cindy) came to our school to delivered a speech to everyone in Form 5 about career pathway.

When her speech ended, she gave each of us a career pathway guide.

There was a lady on the front cover of the guide.

Haha, the first thing that came to my mind was EDIT. Spontaneously I took out my black pen and started editing the lady.

Eventually, I'd totally changed her physical appearance =)

Here's a video I would like to share with you guys.

Own creation video about that edited photo, support sia ^^

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P/S: I sincerely apologise here if I have indirectly cause offense to anyone... =)

Changes in Penalty of Language Abuse

I don't know who was the one who made the decision in changing the penalty of Language Abuse in our school.

Before this, anyone who speaks in their mother tongue (except English and B.M) in the school compound would be fined RM5.00 by prefects.

Now, the penalty had been changed.

Anyone who goes against this rule will be fined RM3.00 and will be given 5 demerits by prefects.

Absurd right?

This means that another RM2.00 was replaced by 5 demerits.

Thus, RM2.00 = 5 demerits.

So that means if I have 5 merits, I can buy a cup of ice kacang with that 5 merits in the school canteen... O.o"

OMG~ O_O

Permission To Toilet

This is awkward.

During our favourite Add Math period, which was taught by our beloved, adored, dearest and wonderful Add Math Teacher (you know who right?), since the lesson was too... um... lifeless, I really had nothing to do, yet keep on drinking water which was the only way for me to keep myself awoke.

Eventually, consuming water unceasingly for more than half an hour made mi... you know, got anxious to "buang air seni".

Without any more hesitation, I went in front of the class to ask permission to the toilet from Puan Yong while she was teaching. By that instant, I had already endured until the status which I really couldn't take it anymore.

When I asked for a pass from her, she asked something ridiculous.

"Must go ar?"

DUH!!! I thought. I did not express my anger, afraid that she would not even give me the permission. Instead, I nodded patiently.

She hesitated for a moment, and said, "I don't have pass wor."

I was like... wth?

I rushed back to my place, and wrote a pass for her to sign.

After finished writing the pass, I dashed in front of the class again to get her signature instantly.

You know hor, when it is in the time of urgency, and someone keeps dragging your precious time by telling those lame and cold jokes which is not hilarious at all, it is sort of irritating... =.=ll

That's what our wonderful Add Math teacher, Puan Yong does.

When I got the paper for her to sign, she pointed towards the direction of my water bottle and said, " Neh, you got a big bottle there, can pee inside mah,"

Ha-ha, not funny... =.=ll

I gave her an Oh-My-God-It-Is-Damn-Funny look. Give her some face mah...

And thanks to Chong Shen Ler who was falling in love with our wonderful Add Math teacher. He did not help mi to get the process faster, instead, he helped her to drag my time.

He said, " Jay Yang, I got rubber band, you need? "

OMGGGG Pathetic.

Subsequently, Puan Yong said, " Neh, here got paper ma, can use it after you pee here,"


OMGGGGGG IT'S GONNA BURST!!!!!!!!

Then only she grabbed a pen and gave mi the signature.

FINALLY~~~~~~

So, the conclusion is: Never ever ask permission to go to the toilet during Puan Yong's period, otherwise YOU WILL SUFFER!!