New nicknames for me

After stepping into my college, i've got 3 new pseudonyms that folks around me used to address me.

1. Creative Bird
2. Mickey Mouse
3. Milo Yang

History of the names:

Creative Bird-  In our moral studies class, our lecturer, Mr.Yoshua, conducted the class and asked us to divide ourselves into 2 groups to form 2 democratic action parties. I was in the party called "Thunder Bird". And i have totally no idea why Christopher Lim Kah Kit suggested this ROFLMFAO name. It was so random and it was an impromptu idea when he came out of this name. So after many attempts of debating and 'conquering numerous hardships', our party won and fortunately, Ivan Teong became the president of this party and the so-called "Codes Of Conduct in Mr.Yoshua's Lecture" that our party has suggested has to be followed by everyone. One of the rule is that we have to celebrate everyone's birthday when his or her birthday approaches or just around the corner. The objective is to ensure that we ALL know each other better. When someone's birthday comes, i take the responsibility to draw him or her a birthday card. That's why i'm given the post as a Creative Director. Subsequently, the stupid Ivan Teong further modified my name into creative bird since the name of our party is Thunder Bird. Zadou right? ._.

Mickey Mouse- I don't know who started this thinking. Someone says i look like MickeyMouse. And furthermore i wear Mickeymouse shirts to college some days, so they called me MICKEYMOUSE. Not being narcissistic, but i think i look more like jay chou lor. =(

Milo Yang- This is stupid. Wai Soon's working partner in one of the boutique shops in Sungai wang, Flora Low gives herself a pseudonym in facebook called Ribena Low. So i came out with the idea calling Wai Soon 'Neslo Au' and i was given the name 'Milo Yang'. GG.com i'm a beverage .__.

Community Service in National Zoo

This post is sort of offensive but i swear this is the truth.

My college wants all the students to carry out at least 22 hours of community service. This is for our own good when we come to appeal for our universities in future.

So, my gang and i chose to carry out the community service at National Zoo.

The third week of our volunteer work here, which is today, we decided to do our work at Reptile Section to gain a rather 'wilder' experiences.

Yea, and because of this silly decision, it has spoiled our overjoyed mood in the good morning.

Firstly, the supervisors asked us to sweep the area where gigantic tortoises wander around. There were some brownish dead leaves scattered around the area. Also, there were also numerous utterly tiny green leaves which dropped from the trees that grow there. Without any complaint, we swept the area together, since we were doing this as  volunteer work.

After ensuring all the dead leaves were out of our sight, we called for the supervisors to come and have a look on our result. Out of our expectation, they shouted at us and claimed that the area was not cleaned. We were stunned for a moment and asked them which part was not cleaned. And you know wtf did he say? HE ASKED US TO SWEEP EVEN THE TINY LEAVES. <3

OMFG they were uncountable in amount, and it takes really hours for us to sweep all of them. When we were sweeping, they kept on teasing us and embarrassing us by mocking us. They said that we are eighteen year-old but have the mind of 8 year-old kid. They even addressed Oscar in an extremely bad manner. He called him 'gemuk'. Well, although it's kinda true (LOL) , but that hurts.

After being taunted pass our limits, finally seik kye voiced out. He speaked English to the supervisors but the supervisors insisted to speak in their mother tongue, which is Malay. And as you know, seik kye tends to use bombastic language when he's bickering with someone, so did he at that moment. And this is the climax of the incident. One of the supervisors said "YOU INI ORANG PUTIH bla bla bla". Obviously the supervisor showed racial prejudice against us. No wonder they been treating us to bad previously.


Subsequently i was irritated and got dulan-ed, so i sang loudly when i was sweeping. First to cover the supervisors' sound-pollution-causing voice. Second to release my anger. This was when seik kye continued his debating section with them and kai rong kept on mumbling to himself using unknown alien language. Meanwhile, Oscar diam-diam ubi berisi and Chiaw Ni was watching the show. 

The area went into a pandemonium. =D


Eventually, we were switched to another section for God's sake. Phew.

Sigh, well i fuck racism as Namewee does. But really this time the incident exasperated mi. One day i'll sure sure sure bring a bunch of friends, and do our littering at reptile section of National zoo. By that time let them sweep until shuang.

College

Miraculously, miracle happened, once again. The idea of continue writing my blog crossed my mind all of a sudden, and in addition so many of my friends have actually 'pleaded' and 'begged' me with the addition of sobs (sounds abit serious ._. ) to continue writing my blog. And so, after contemplating deliberately again and again and again, finally i've made my final decision, which is resurrecting my blog.

Finished my fcuking (no harsh word in my blog =D ) SPM on 9th of December in 2010, and stepped into Methodist College for education (A-level Edexcel Program) on the third day of 2011. Veritas Vincit Omnia! XD

After studying in 5 years of methodist high school, still, i have to be in methodist college for 1 and a half year more. For the worse, i will be studying my A-level in an utterly miserable circumstance--> being besieged by nearly 20 assholes from MBS everyday in college. This causes me to remain my retardation even in college, alas.

So, um.. skip everything to the most interesting part of my college life.

Guess what? There's indeed a second version of BENJAMIN HO in my college. He's too retarded, and is even more retarded than me. Mine is 'fake' retardation, but his, is the absolute actual, 100% original undoubted retarded. Perhaps his 21st chromosome in his karyotype got abit technical problem. If everyone in this world behaves like him, no doubt the world would immediately turn into a Dystopia.

He's good in debating, and often comes out with those clever-but-pointless-and-meaningless ideas to 'zha' people until speechless. Despite the points that he gives are ALWAYS meaningless, but as long as it's humorous, and i have no idea what world and what generation is this, people used to hail the more retarded person. So, he owns in every debate. His name is the legendary famous super star, BEN JIE.

So, everyone has to bow before him when meeting up with him. I'll post his picture here some day else, since he has not approved mi in facebook. (he is famous and busy all the time and has no time to accept my friend request in facebook, lanci dou... )

And of course, once i get his photo, i'll most probably make some animations for him as a remembrance or what we call 'home-made souvenir'. Stay tuned for more updates =D

Random again lor...

Things have been changing from time to time.

If someone who you love smoke without letting you know and one day you find that out, will you still love her/him or you'll rather just break up with her/him instead?

I would like to insist breaking up relationship if this happens on me. Smoking kills health. So did my brother, he chose the brilliant choice with breaking up with her.

Anyway, I've been studying like an ass for my Sejarah paper in SPM but when the test paper is distributed, disappointment overwhelmed me instantly without giving my face. DENG, only knew how to do one essay question COMPLETELY for paper 2 and the rest, tembak.

Thanks to Kasturi Sejarah Seminar Conductor's ramalan. One day after SPM I'll assure you guys that I'm gonna find his face out via Internet or whatsoever source, and do some editing on him. XD

Yeap. 3 Subjects down, left 7 more to go to officially celebrate the "passing away" of SPM by oxidising all our reference books.

What else changed recently ar?

Ahh! Jay Chou's concert. I've successfully reserved an entry ticket for myself. Hopefully by that moment I'm not seeing only one small figure in the concert hall. I WANT SEE THE REAL JAY CHOU FACE!

One more thing before signing off, I'm going to go for my driving exam right after SPM, so that I can fly here and there without need to rely on my mum to send me. And if I fail the exam, I'll just bang the car perpetually on a tiang until the examiner surrender and let me pass. I'm a dangerous creature XD

Kay lar, have to off to continue my revision. I WANNA GET AT LEAST A IN MY ADD MATH AS WELL AS P.MORAL!!! ROARR!!

Sharing is Caring mahh

I've found this somewhere via Internet (don't ask me about the source) and I would like to share with all of my beloved mates who are going to sit for SPM soon. And don't ask me why am I soooo generous all of a sudden to share this to everyone.

I hope you find this helpful in enhancing your writing skill in your SPM BM paper 1 though this is not really perfect.

Penanda Wacana

Ayat Pendahuluan
• Pada zaman globalisasi ini
• Pada zaman pascakemerdekaan ini
• Dalm meniti arus kemodenan ini
• Darsawarsa ini
• Dalam meniti kehidupan pada marcapada
• Sejak sedekad yang lalu
• Sejak negara menikmati arus kemerdekaan
• Belakangan ini
• Sejak akhir-akhir ini

Penanda untuk menyatakan contoh
• Apa yang dimaksudkan ialah
• Mari kita mengambil contoh
• Tamsilnya
• Sebagai contoh
• Sebagaimana yang kata sedia maklum
• Antaranya adalah seperti
• Misalnya
• Contohnya

Penanda untuk menghuraikan idea
• Bertitik-tolak daripada hal itu
• Dalam hal ini
• Oleh hal yang demikian
• Oleh sebab itu
• Oleh itu
• Justifikasinya
• Maka

Penanda untuk menghuraikan contoh
• Hal ini demikian kerana
• Hal ini berlaku kerana
• Hal ini terjadi kerana
• Hal ini disebabkan oleh
• Hal ini wujud akibat daripada
• Hal ini bersangkut-paut dengan
• Hal ini tercetus apabila
• Hal ini timbul apakala

Penanda untuk menulis dua huraian dalam satu perenggan
• Bahkan
• Malah
• Malahan
• Di samping itu
• Sementelahan pula
• Sekali gus
• Tambahan pula
• Justeru

Penanda untuk Ayat penegas
• Jadi
• Jelaslah

Penanda wacana untuk pendapat yang berbeza
• Walakin begitu
• Daripada perspektif yang berbeza
• Kontradiksinya
• Di sebalik itu
• Sebaliknya
• Dengan kata lain
• Dari sudut lain
• Namun demikian
• Walaubagaimanapun
• Walaupun begitu

Frasa untuk menyatakan peribahasa
• Senario ini persis dengan peribahasa melayu yakni
• Persis kata peribahasa melayu
• Persis kata mutiara
• Persis kata orang tua-tua
• Bak kata peribahasa melayu

Penanda untuk menyatakan contoh
• Apa yang dimaksudkan ialah
• Mari kita mengambil contoh
• Tamsilnya
• Sebagai contoh
• Sebagaimana yang kata sedia maklum
• Antaranya adalah seperti
• Misalnya
• Contohnya

Penanda untuk menghuraikan idea
• Bertitik-tolak daripada hal itu
• Dalam hal ini
• Oleh hal yang demikian
• Oleh sebab itu
• Oleh itu
• Justifikasinya
• Maka

Penanda untuk menghuraikan contoh
• Hal ini demikian kerana
• Hal ini berlaku kerana
• Hal ini terjadi kerana
• Hal ini disebabkan oleh
• Hal ini wujud akibat daripada
• Hal ini bersangkut-paut dengan
• Hal ini tercetus apabila
• Hal ini timbul apakala

Penanda untuk menulis dua huraian dalam satu perenggan
• Bahkan
• Malah
• Malahan
• Di samping itu
• Sementelahan pula
• Sekali gus
• Tambahan pula
• Justeru

Penanda untuk Ayat penegas
• Jadi
• Jelaslah

Penanda wacana untuk pendapat yang berbeza
• Walakin begitu
• Daripada perspektif yang berbeza
• Kontradiksinya
• Di sebalik itu
• Sebaliknya
• Dengan kata lain
• Dari sudut lain
• Namun demikian
• Walaubagaimanapun
• Walaupun begitu

Frasa untuk menyatakan peribahasa
• Senario ini persis dengan peribahasa melayu yakni
• Persis kata peribahasa melayu
• Persis kata mutiara
• Persis kata orang tua-tua
• Bak kata peribahasa melayu

Penanda untuk Ayat penutup
• Intihanya
• Secara tuntas
• Konklusinya
• Sebagai penutup wacana
• Sebagai penghias bicara akhir
• Secara komprehensifnya
• Sebelum mengakhiri wacana ini
• Kesimpulannya
• Ringkasnya
• Rumusannya
• Natijahnya

Penanda untuk Ayat penutup
• Intihanya
• Secara tuntas
• Konklusinya
• Sebagai penutup wacana
• Sebagai penghias bicara akhir
• Secara komprehensifnya
• Sebelum mengakhiri wacana ini
• Kesimpulannya
• Ringkasnya
• Rumusannya
• Natijahnya

That's all lar. Don't have to thanks me. XD

Words to Someone

Obviously, this is written to a coward who I encountered with in my life. A confession of my hatred towards him. True, a destructive defamation.

Sue me, IF I've ever written YOUR name here, coward.

You're a true coward.

Where's your eggs? Where's your grapes? Where's your balls?

If you don't understand either of the stated terms 'eggs', 'grapes' or 'balls',

Definitely you're suffering from Down's Syndrome.

Consult a doctor, for heaven's sake.

A better suggestion? Yes.

Go to KLCC and head to the top floor, jump down and i guarantee you,

I guarantee God, I guarantee folks around the globe,

I bet with my eggs or grapes or balls,

The inexistence of you will at least save up some precious energy or time

Of some fortunate specialists

And some carbon foot print that has caused global warming.

Uncertain about the location of KLCC,

Plead your mum to place you in the middle of Federal Highway,

Within 5 seconds, you'll be able to see your beloved ancestors.

You're a true noob.

Ever you have understood the real definition of NOOB?

It means your name, and it spells like your name.

You often call people noob, yet you're of the same species.

No, you're not a noob.

You don't deserve it.

You're an undiscovered creature.

I don't know why, I really don't understand,

why don't the school send you to the authorities concerned?

At least you'll not wander around, and scare folks off with your face,

At least your species can be discovered by the biological investigation centre,

At least you can DIE with a name given to you.

Alas,

I, genuinely feel utmost sorry for you.

Pity for you, undiscovered species. Pathetic little prat. =)