Changes in Penalty of Language Abuse

I don't know who was the one who made the decision in changing the penalty of Language Abuse in our school.

Before this, anyone who speaks in their mother tongue (except English and B.M) in the school compound would be fined RM5.00 by prefects.

Now, the penalty had been changed.

Anyone who goes against this rule will be fined RM3.00 and will be given 5 demerits by prefects.

Absurd right?

This means that another RM2.00 was replaced by 5 demerits.

Thus, RM2.00 = 5 demerits.

So that means if I have 5 merits, I can buy a cup of ice kacang with that 5 merits in the school canteen... O.o"

OMG~ O_O

Permission To Toilet

This is awkward.

During our favourite Add Math period, which was taught by our beloved, adored, dearest and wonderful Add Math Teacher (you know who right?), since the lesson was too... um... lifeless, I really had nothing to do, yet keep on drinking water which was the only way for me to keep myself awoke.

Eventually, consuming water unceasingly for more than half an hour made mi... you know, got anxious to "buang air seni".

Without any more hesitation, I went in front of the class to ask permission to the toilet from Puan Yong while she was teaching. By that instant, I had already endured until the status which I really couldn't take it anymore.

When I asked for a pass from her, she asked something ridiculous.

"Must go ar?"

DUH!!! I thought. I did not express my anger, afraid that she would not even give me the permission. Instead, I nodded patiently.

She hesitated for a moment, and said, "I don't have pass wor."

I was like... wth?

I rushed back to my place, and wrote a pass for her to sign.

After finished writing the pass, I dashed in front of the class again to get her signature instantly.

You know hor, when it is in the time of urgency, and someone keeps dragging your precious time by telling those lame and cold jokes which is not hilarious at all, it is sort of irritating... =.=ll

That's what our wonderful Add Math teacher, Puan Yong does.

When I got the paper for her to sign, she pointed towards the direction of my water bottle and said, " Neh, you got a big bottle there, can pee inside mah,"

Ha-ha, not funny... =.=ll

I gave her an Oh-My-God-It-Is-Damn-Funny look. Give her some face mah...

And thanks to Chong Shen Ler who was falling in love with our wonderful Add Math teacher. He did not help mi to get the process faster, instead, he helped her to drag my time.

He said, " Jay Yang, I got rubber band, you need? "

OMGGGG Pathetic.

Subsequently, Puan Yong said, " Neh, here got paper ma, can use it after you pee here,"


OMGGGGGG IT'S GONNA BURST!!!!!!!!

Then only she grabbed a pen and gave mi the signature.

FINALLY~~~~~~

So, the conclusion is: Never ever ask permission to go to the toilet during Puan Yong's period, otherwise YOU WILL SUFFER!!

Third Day of Sport House Practice

Beyond my expectation, everything went on smooth =D

Very much more better compared to first and second day.

Noobie Weng Hong was trying to make that day miserable for mi, yet he failed.

Epic FAIL ^^

Stress Release, Weeeee~~ XDD

Recently, I believe, everyone Form 5-ian is experiencing mental affliction...

Homeworks, homeworks, homeworks. Tonnes of homeworks to be completed!!

Intervensi, intervensi, intervensi. Tonnes of intervensi to be... um.. copied? O.o

SPM, SPM, SPM. SPM is approaching!! No more Honeymoon year!!

All of these are compressing our heads til cows come home, and only will stop until end of SPM, eventually our head will burst if this continues.

So, the only thing we can do, before the SPM gets really contiguous, is RELAX.

RELAX BERSUNGGUH-SUNGGUH!! (As Puan Gan said)

So,

Let's release those freakin' stress together XDDDD

I'd found some photos of "retardation" and some "retarding" stuffs from FaceBook, and I would like to post it here. No offense yea, just for entertaining intention~ ^^

(P/S: Thanks Jeremy Ee, Ian Lim, Choon Wei, and etc. for those retarded photos supplies =D )



Case Retardation 1: The So Called "School Captain", DeVanDran~

"I, representative from "Darlie Toothpaste 黑人牙膏", is here to promote you the best toothpaste ever."

"Dingggggggg....."

"Kiss me babe~~"


"Whatcha looking at?"

Case Retardation 2: The 'By2' in our class, Ian and Jeremy~~

"Ewwww...."

"Ooooooo..."

Case Retardation 3: 'Vuglar-men'.

Currently imparting sex education to Keen Kok.

-In progression of pointing middle finger- [Buffering: 50% Done]

M.C.H stands for....? O.o

Case Retardation 4: The Dai B's ^^

"KOK WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH~~~"

The God of Thousand Arms, Choon Wei~

Chubby? ._.

Zhen Yi (The top one) is the dai-b-iest =.=ll

Case Retardation 5: Mahadeva versus Aan Lee.

Fact: There's no any single day in class that we cannot hear Mahadeva's "shuddup la Aan Lee" when both of them are present in class. Whenever Aan Lee speaks, our responsible assistant monitor, Mahadeva, will make sure that he stfu instantly... =.=ll

However, Mahadeva wouldn't be able to go to school for a week for certain reasons, so the only thing he could do is...

In Facebook. =)


Case Retardation... Lost Count, Cross Country photos~~

Take 1: BByin claimed that Dun Yan is a gay sissy according to this photo XDD


Take 2: Mun Fong is a retard. No doubt.

That's all.

(P/S: Hope that Mun Fong does not read my blog.. =.=ll )

Human Vs Technology Evolution‏

This is really interesting.

I found this when surfing Internet.

Eventhough it's just 2 simple pictures, it's a very meaningful real fact.

Human Vs Technology Evolution‏:

Mind your body size wehh.. =p

Second Day of Sport House Practice

First day of sport house practice was somehow an awkward and ticklish day for me.

(Click here to view the post about that freaking first day)

Perhaps, I expected, the second day of sport house practice would better.

MUCH MORE BETTER!!

However, apparently things happened against what I expected.

TOTAL FAILURE!!

Well, I didn't fall down like last time.

It was slightly better lah.. My back neck, was scratched by Kum Zhun. Accidentally purposely. And purposely accidentally. When he wanted to grabbed mi by my back collar.

Thanks to his "short" and "blunt" fingernails.

In fact I couldn't see the circumstance on my neck, yet according to my friends, it bleeds... =.=ll

I could feel the slight pain on my neck, yet I tried to focus on something else, in order to disregard that scratch to forget the pain.

According to specialists. And it works =)

What a day...

Awkward day...

Two words for Kum Zhun:

DAMN YOU ^^